Post by Brit on Jun 18, 2013 21:52:42 GMT
Here’s a list of things parents say and what kids interpret them to mean.. just for all of the parents out there.. Or maybe the older siblings because let’s face it… kids suck… I’ll use my thoughts when I was younger as examples.
* Because I said so.
- What the hell mom? What do you mean you said so, that’s not a good enough answer! I ASKED FOR A FUCKING COOKIE. I WANT A GODDAMN COOKIE BEFORE DINNER.
* Wait until your dad gets home.
- … I just shit myself and remembered every bad thing I’ve ever done in my life…
* Pick up your toys or I’ll throw them out.
- My mother actually put mine in a trash bag… I got some serious tantrum points for that one.
* I told you so.
- Yeah? I told you so has a brother. Shut the hell up! I only used this one a few times.. And I HATED it as a child.. I still hate it. Just because I did it and you told me not to, doesn’t mean I want to hear that shit after I failed.
* Don’t make me reach back there! Because I CAN reach you!
- Let’s see you try! Oh SHIT your arms! They fucking grew a gajillion feet! Maybe you should get that checked..
* That’s for glasses, not for asses.
- I’ll sit up here if I want to! My ass fits just as well as any glass.
* I’ll give you a reason to cry!
- *cue the outbreak of sobs and running away to cower*
* Your face is gonna freeze like that.
- Well good! It would look better than yours!
* You’re gonna get it.
- *magically teleports to right in front of you so you have to shrink up and press around them while keeping your hands firmly over your ass*
* My house, my rules.
- I’ll just move out then! I HATE YOU SO MUCH! YOU’RE RUINING MY LIFE! *slams the door*…. .I’m sorry…
* First, middle name
- Ohshitohshitohshitohshit oh fuck oh fuck.. What did I do?? AM I IN TROUBLE??
* Were you born in a barn?
- Shut up.. Just.. Stop talking.
* Not my problem.
- But.. But I’m your daughter…
* Don’t walk away when I’m talking to you!
- Don’t talk as I’m walking away then!
* Don’t you roll your eyes at me. I hope they stick that way.
- Hey. More money out for you.
* Don’t make me count to three. One.. Two..
- I’M SORRY! *sobs*
* Clean socks, clean underwear?
- *checks to make sure I do indeed have clean underwear, because everyone would see the accident I’d have*
* Corner.
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I caught myself saying a few of these things to my sister…. Mom.. You were right. Being a parent is hard work… but I bet the rewards (most of the time) are worth the effort.
* Because I said so.
- What the hell mom? What do you mean you said so, that’s not a good enough answer! I ASKED FOR A FUCKING COOKIE. I WANT A GODDAMN COOKIE BEFORE DINNER.
* Wait until your dad gets home.
- … I just shit myself and remembered every bad thing I’ve ever done in my life…
* Pick up your toys or I’ll throw them out.
- My mother actually put mine in a trash bag… I got some serious tantrum points for that one.
* I told you so.
- Yeah? I told you so has a brother. Shut the hell up! I only used this one a few times.. And I HATED it as a child.. I still hate it. Just because I did it and you told me not to, doesn’t mean I want to hear that shit after I failed.
* Don’t make me reach back there! Because I CAN reach you!
- Let’s see you try! Oh SHIT your arms! They fucking grew a gajillion feet! Maybe you should get that checked..
* That’s for glasses, not for asses.
- I’ll sit up here if I want to! My ass fits just as well as any glass.
* I’ll give you a reason to cry!
- *cue the outbreak of sobs and running away to cower*
* Your face is gonna freeze like that.
- Well good! It would look better than yours!
* You’re gonna get it.
- *magically teleports to right in front of you so you have to shrink up and press around them while keeping your hands firmly over your ass*
* My house, my rules.
- I’ll just move out then! I HATE YOU SO MUCH! YOU’RE RUINING MY LIFE! *slams the door*…. .I’m sorry…
* First, middle name
- Ohshitohshitohshitohshit oh fuck oh fuck.. What did I do?? AM I IN TROUBLE??
* Were you born in a barn?
- Shut up.. Just.. Stop talking.
* Not my problem.
- But.. But I’m your daughter…
* Don’t walk away when I’m talking to you!
- Don’t talk as I’m walking away then!
* Don’t you roll your eyes at me. I hope they stick that way.
- Hey. More money out for you.
* Don’t make me count to three. One.. Two..
- I’M SORRY! *sobs*
* Clean socks, clean underwear?
- *checks to make sure I do indeed have clean underwear, because everyone would see the accident I’d have*
* Corner.
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I caught myself saying a few of these things to my sister…. Mom.. You were right. Being a parent is hard work… but I bet the rewards (most of the time) are worth the effort.